29 November 2011

1. Egg nog in a toothpick holder.
2. World Peace: #1 on daughter's list, #57 on son's list.
3. Brine.
   

22 November 2011

1. Keep out of the light.
2. Don't get wet.
3. Don't feed after midnight.
   

21 November 2011

1. Being the tallest man at the Asian market.
2. Stepping up when MIL's children won't.
3. Fish heads, fish heads.
   

17 November 2011

1. Check Engine Soon.
2. Rear Passenger Door Ajar.
3. Low Fuel.
   

14 November 2011

1. 'RAZORS' for 105 points.
2. Little itty bitty egg pan.
3. Being awful at caulking.
   

08 November 2011

1. The Boy earning back his laptop.
2. Cringing at the Big Bang Theory.
3. A cheating spouse (on Friends with Words)
   

07 November 2011

1. Gas soaked briquettes.
2. A Tim Hudson bobble head doll.
3. New bed for Brown Dog.